[Oh, her phrasing was precisely as intended, though maybe it's a shame she didn't get more of a reaction from it.]

Or eliminate the threat outright, and in gratitude for the saving the rest of us we all work to obfuscate the situation.

[She gives it only a beat in which it might appear she's serious, then -]

Only joking! Putting aside the moral objections you lot might have, imagine the logistics. I'm afraid time has a habit of getting away from me, so I'm usually not in until later. Shall we put me toward the tail?